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Bah Humbug​!​!​!

by The Benefit

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The lights are up, the tree is trimmed So why do I still feel so grim? This Christmas, what I want most Don't wanna be a Christmas ghost The White House never looked so white Tell me Santa, will it be alright? Missiles flying from Kimmy Jong Saying "Merry Christmas" never felt so wrong All the stockings are burnt and torn All the children are blonde and orange The sky lights up like the 4th of July So, "Merry Christmas...we're only gonna die!" Santa, Santa, how could it be? There's bigotry beneath the Christmas tree Missiles flying from Kimmy Jong Saying "Merry Christmas" never felt so wrong
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He breaks into your house in the middle of the night And if it wasn't Christmas Eve he'd serve 25-to-life But one day in every year we just decided that it's alright Is that alright? Christmas is creepy The elves are hard at work, all full of Christmas joy Making sure that there is something fun for every girl and boy I guess sweatshops are okay if its's the elves making the toys Just make the toys Christmas is creepy He can see you while you're sleeping
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You're one of them Those people who sing Christmas songs All year long You're not my friend You're one of them Hanging rows of mistletoe You love the snow You're not my friend You're one of them You say, "Merry Christmas" I say, "Bah! Humbug!" You put on Ol' Blue Eyes I raise my Black Flag high You're one of them Those people who sing Christmas songs All year long You're not my friend You're one of them
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Keep the Christ in Christmas Cause that's where he belongs And keep your candlelight service and old religious songs Rudolph isn't in the Bible But you can keep him too Cause Christmas doesn't mean anything but what it means to you So keep your pagan rituals The Yule Log and your tree Or light a Hanukkiah and read the Book of Maccabee Or if you don't celebrate anything It's still December for you too Cause the holidays don't mean anything but what they mean to you Saint Nicholas is really real And Santa Clause is too Commercialism, heart-felt gifts, believing makes it true We act like it's tradition But it's just this weird stuff that we do And none of it means anything but what it means to you

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Sometimes the holidays aren't holly or jolly. Sometimes the holidays just plain suck. The Benefit understands how you feel. We offer you these two, simple, comforting words: Bah Humbug!!! The newest EP from The Benefit features four original tracks to help you end 2017 with all the animosity it deserves. The threat of nuclear holocaust looms in "Merry Christmas Never Felt So Wrong," while "Christmas Is Creepy" highlights just how unnerving Santa and all his antics really are. "My War on Christmas" is a cathartic release for dealing with people who are just a little *too* into the holiday spirit. Closing out the album, "Christmas Means Whatever" offers the existential analysis the holiday season deserves. The Benefit offers you a chance to express your inner Scrooge. Give it a listen (its only 5 minutes). Who knows, maybe when it's over you'll be ready to grab a mug of egg nog and listen to Aunt Bertha talk about her neighbor's new chihuahua. Probably not.

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released December 23, 2017

The Benefit is:

Grant Cox - drums/vocals
Matt Daly - bass/vocals
Max Shaffer - guitars/vocals

Engineered & Mixed by Matt Daly
Produced by Matt Daly and The Benefit

Recorded (mostly) in the Basement

Artwork by Max Shaffer

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The Benefit Winchester, Indiana

The Benefit is an alternative rock band from East-Central Indiana that serves up a tasty musical palette by combining elements of funk, punk, and reggae to create a truly unique sound.

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